Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Poem Overload, anyone?

Here's a new poem I call "Cucina." A work in progress.

cucina

The wool cap on the stool

Counting teardrops on the wall

Vultures encircle stained plaster

In for the re-kill, the rehash

Of moments when everything went

Wrong, and liquidized

Feelings met the confinements

Of mother’s kitchen.

Take me back to the linoleum anyway,

Take me back to the tomato sauce

And the toaster oven

And the wailings

Of

The tea kettle.

That I may wear the wool cap again

And help it

Count my teardrops on the

Wall


But wait, there's more! I recently also wrote a poem inspired by the art of total deconstruction. It was quite painful.


Groundhog Day


February air

Stings

Like

A cicada

Leaves

Red marks on

Sorry flesh

Buzz of winter

In full

Spring


I've also been writing haiku lately. I love them. It's better than people throwing brownies.


An ornament hangs.

Perfunctory; loose on a

Striking evergreen


Thick rims and a gleam

Hazel almonds briefly blind

An epiphany


Some color my world

In neon and azuline

As I prefer gray


Scoffing at the tree

We dubbed it too willowish

And it gave us fruit


Paper clips must be

Sick of all the warping. I

Dislike those “S”s


Three gentle words, hushed

With the scolding of wind: failed

Communication


When I saw the brush

Ablaze, I waited for God

Or the firemen


Laissez-faire Sundays

Warm Toyota afternoons

Tunes from the Songbook


In spite of the laughs

I dared to think up a place

Of compromised wax


The finger points to

Me and my comrades, we march

On unscathed; shrill cries


Photographs, scraps of

History, yesteryear’s news

And the fire blooms


Tigress carries the

Load of her children on her

Once-glorious back


N_q_t

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

OSCARS 2011 w000000t

THE NOMINATIONS ARE IN! It's a year of snubs (Mila?! Nolan?! Andrew?!), staying faithful (Jacki, Jeremy, Best Actress nominees) as well as not so faithful (True Grit, Javier, M-Ruffles) to the Golden Globes earlier this month. Where to start, where to start!? How about at Best Picture, no? I'll be giving my predicted rankings as well for some categories. For the lolz.

BEST PICTURE
Well, would you look at that. No surprises here, fo sho. Common pre-Oscars knowledge taught us that "True Grit" would definitely be nominated for SOMETHING at the O's this year--unlike at the Hollywood Foreign Press's annual presentation of their shiny spherical trophies. Oh, wait a sec--TEN nominations for "True Grit"? It just may be a contender in this category. Obvious nods include "The Social Network", "The King's Speech", "Black Swan", and "The Fighter". As for "The Kids Are All Right" (don't you just love this whole ten nominees thing? Comedies ahoy! (Asterisk. Some dramatic moments in "TKAAR." But still funny. Lesbians lol.)) and "Inception", their nods were almost just as inevitable. Ho, ho, "Winter's Bone"! Kudos to the biggest (though not so big) surprise in this category--one of four nominations for this well-reviewed film. "127 Hours" also rightfully deserved a spot in this race and racked up a healthy five other nominations--though its chances of winning are slim. As for good ol' TS^3, this season's ultimate tearjerker--I mean really though--, I'm personally glad it was nominated for Best Picture. After last year's grand and glorious "Up"-portunity for Pixar to take it all home (damn you, "Hurt Locker"!), anything less than this animated flick's 5 noms would be criminal. DEAD LIST: None for this category. Perhaps "Blue Valentine" is the most mourned of the axed, but I certainly would have chopped my OWN head off if I saw "The Tourist" or "Burlesque" nominated (0 nods whaddup). But not "Alice in Wonderland", considering its three nods this year and huge profit at the box office. And that's ironic!
MY RANKINGS (1 being most likely to win, 10 the least likely):
1. The Social Network*
2. The King's Speech
3. The Fighter
4. The Kids Are All Right
5. True Grit
6. Black Swan
7. Toy Story 3
8. 127 Hours
9. Winter's Bone
10. Inception
* A statistic tells me that the HFPA has only correctly predicted the Best Picture winner at the Oscars once (Slumdogggggg) in the past SEVEN YEARS! So will "Social Network" be (rest of the world:) "ROBBED" of its statue? Count on "The King's Speech", leading the night with twelve nominations, to take home the gold if Fincher and his accolade-filchers (I kid, I kid) trip at the finish line.

BEST ACTOR
Javier! Where'd you come from? Haven't seen you in, like, three years. Kind of. I'm all for nominating actors from foreign language films--I bet it makes the Academy feel better in case these astounding artists win. We would have cheered more for Marion Cotillard for "La Vie En Rose" if Tilda, Daniel, and Javier were actually from our country, making us question why we make so many flicks about street dancing and animals who "come to life" when the zoo is closed. But I digress. Javier earns a well-deserved nod, as do Bridges (let's get him on the rebound! Two years of Oscars in a row?! Bridges and Hanks lezzdoooittt) despite no HFPA recognition, Firth (who is actually going to win, so haha) after his heartbreaking loss to Bridges last year (the irony! Would this be the first time it happened?!), and Franco, whose performance has been called one of the best of all time, probably from some website no one's ever heard of but apparently has enough credibility to be cited in a recent commercial for "127 Hours". I guess Eisenberg also did well in "The Social Network"--I mean, it's hard to play a person who's still living and has only aged, like, five years since the film's events. So props to you, Jesse. DEAD LIST: Marky Mark Wahlberg didn't get a nod for "The Fighter"! Oh, poo! But I'm still confused over whether he's even an actor or not. But I digress. Again. A surprising snub of Ryan Gosling for "Blue Valentine" as well--although his counterpart was nominated (see below)! Scandalous! It's like the Globes last year, only Michelle is Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ryan is Zooey Deschanel, realizing that a good movie won't make up for okay acting. And no Paul Giammati for his Globe-winning role in "Barney's Version"?! Come on, Academy, this isn't the late 90s anymore. Comedies need some accolades too.
MY RANKINGS:
1. Colin Firth
2. Javier Bardem
3. James Franco, Jeff Bridges (tie)
4. Jesse Eisenberg

BEST ACTRESS
Okay, okay, we all know Portly Preggy Portman is going to win for her breakout turn as a freaky-ass pen who enjoys smashing things. (Can you tell I haven't seen the movie?) But Bening will put up a fight with her moving role as a lesbian muvvah in "The Kids Are All Right". The media seems to believe that the Actress race is solely between these two talented ladies. But the Academy hit the other three spots in the category right on the nose. Nicole Kidman is reportedly stellar in "Rabbit Hole" as Becca Corbett, the role that won Cynthia Nixon a Tony in the 2005 play of the same name. 20-year-old Jennifer Lawrence also completely deserves her nod for "Winter's Bone"--perhaps it is her amazing performance that got the film a spot in the Best Picture race. And Michelle Williams managed to sneak in there for "Blue Valentine", despite Mr. Gosling's snub (see above.) In short, I WISH ALL OF YOU COULD WIN! DEAD LIST: Julianne Moore was also a dream (I had a laugh and a half. A gay old time, I did. Oh wait.) in "The Kids Are All Right", and as long as the Academy wasn't considering joint-nominating her with Annette Bening as some cruel joke, I suppose I can tolerate the fact that she wasn't recognized this year. But combined with last year's snub (thanks to M-Gylz) and her Globes dress, Moore may just be a hopeless case. It was no surprise that Halle Berry wasn't given a nod for her performance in the eh-reviewed "Frankie and Alice", but I do admit that seeing Emma Stone on the above list for her role in "Easy A" would have been just cheer-worthy. I hope she'll be presenting at the ceremony anyway.
MY RANKINGS:
1. Natalie Portman
2. Annette Bening
3. Jennifer Lawrence
4. Nicole Kidman
5. Michelle Williams

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Hey now! Haj now! With four nominations, the Academy seems to like "Winter's Bone" a lot more than the HFPA did, and so nominated John Hawkes for his performance. And when the Oscars do something like that, it's for a very good reason, right? And yet Mark Ruffalo was nominated for Best Supporting Actor in one of this morning's biggest surprises! No to Moore, but yes to Ruffles? Obviously the Academy sees something in Mark's performance in "The Kids Are All Right", making him a true contender in the race. Perhaps there's more to Hawkes' and Ruffalo's turns than meets the eye. As for the winner, I say it's between Bale (who won the Globe for Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture as well as Most Likely to be Mistaken as Jesus or a Neanderthal by drunk Ricky Gervais) and Rush in his fantastic portrayal of Lionel Logue in "The King's Speech". I still believe Rush deserved the Globe, and he makes--nay, performs--only the best acceptance speeches. Jeremy Renner is breaking down barriers with his nomination for "The Town" (he also got a nod by the HFPA), proving that a bad movie can have a good performance. So, like, the opposite of Zooey Deschanel. (Zooey Deschanel reference tally: 2) DEAD LIST: Yo--Andrew Garfield was most totally snubbed for his thumbs-up worthy (if not Oscar worthy) performance as Eduardo Saverin in "The Social Network". Then again, Rashida Jones should have been nominated too. Jokes. I mean Brenda Song. Jokes. I mean Justin Timberlake. Jo--uh, too far? But no one really expected Michael Douglas to be recognized for "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps." So why am I mentioning it? And where IS Carey Mulligan? So many questions....
MY RANKINGS:
1. Christian Bale, Geoffrey Rush (tie)
2. Jeremy Renner
3. John Hawkes, Mark Ruffalo (tie)

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Now, we all know how much I want Helena to win for her enchanting performance in "The King's Speech". And she's got a real shot, too, behind frontrunner Melissa Leo of "The Fighter". Amy Adams doesn't stand as much of a chance as these two do, I'm sorry to say. But lo and behold--Hailee Steinfeld! I hear tell she really deserves a Best Actress nod (when will this "It's-a-kid-so-it's-only-a-supporting-role-and-besides-we-don't-want-our-precious-adults-to-be-snubbed-of-their-nominations" attitude end?!), making this one believe she has more of a chance this year than Saoirse Ronan or Abigail Breslin ever did. And Jacki Weaver here just won't leave--she was also given a nod at the Globes for her role in "Animal Kingdom"! I mean, she must have been superb. Erryone's nom'd for a reason, I guess. Maybe an Australian should win this year for the lolz--oh wait, then we'll feel bad about ourselves again. DEAD LIST: Burnnnnnn! In arguably the year's biggest snub, Mila Kunis failed to rack up her first Oscar nomination for her performance in "Black Swan"--though she was nominated by the Globes, the SAG, and won at the Venice Film Festival. Poor MiMi. Blame it on the Academy, but perhaps this all wouldn't have happened if Hailee Steinfeld was nom'd in the Best Actress category or if the HFPA hadn't so misled us by forgetting all about "True Grit".
MY RANKINGS:
1. Melissa Leo
2. Helena Bonham Carter
3. Hailee Steinfeld
4. Amy Adams, Jacki Weaver (tie)

BEST DIRECTOR
DEAD LIST: Christopher Nolan for "Inception". Ouch--a huge snub for the highly praised film and director. Enough to give you bad dreams.
MY RANKINGS:
1. David Fincher
2. Tom Hooper
3. Joel and Ethan Coen
4. Darren Aronofsky
5. David O. Russell

OTHER NOMINATIONS: My predictions in bold.
Best Original ScreenplayBest Adapted Screenplay
Best Animated FeatureBest Foreign Language Film
Best Documentary FeatureBest Documentary Short
Best Live Action ShortBest Animated Short
  • The Confession – Tanel Toom
  • The Crush – Michael Creagh
  • God of Love – Luke Matheny
  • Na Wewe – Ivan Goldschmidt
  • Wish 143 – Ian Barnes
Best Original ScoreBest Original Song
Best Sound EditingBest Sound Mixing
Best Art DirectionBest Cinematography
Best MakeupBest Costume Design
Best Film EditingBest Visual Effects
SO! I hope you all tune in on February 27th. Wait...it's that long away? Oh. Gah.

--nQt....